Smarmy Buttmunch Appreciation Club

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Postby Redpig59 » May 18th, 2018, 5:23 pm

Those poor truckers must have been in bits
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Re: Smarmy Buttmunch Appreciation Club

Postby Phillip Phlopp » June 11th, 2018, 1:11 pm

Buttmunch is taking over C5's morning show The Wright Stuff when Matthew leaves in September

Odd choice. The show has had guest presenters when MW was on his holidays and there were a few good 'uns.

Apparently there has been lots of slamming doors and huffs since ITN Productions took over producing the show.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-44440710
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Re: Smarmy Buttmunch Appreciation Club

Postby Redpig59 » July 11th, 2018, 1:38 pm

I can't bear to listen to Ed.
I just can't get over that he's doomed the party and made us unelectable until at least the death of Corbyn.
Shut up you barely coherent muppet!
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Postby Sir Digby Rigmarole » July 11th, 2018, 3:17 pm

I caught the tail end of the bit yesterday about the choir-support group for people whose loved ones had gone missing.
All very poignant until Ed clunkily announced the next tune was by Steely Dan.
Sadly, it was Haitian Divorce, rather than Ricky Don't Lose That Number
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Re: Smarmy Buttmunch Appreciation Club

Postby Redpig59 » July 11th, 2018, 3:47 pm

<snort!>
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Re: Smarmy Buttmunch Appreciation Club

Postby Poodlepan » September 17th, 2018, 1:08 pm

It sounds odd listening to Buttmuch today, I don't know why, but I had a dream that I went swimming with him last night!
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Re: Smarmy Buttmunch Appreciation Club

Postby Redpig59 » September 17th, 2018, 1:31 pm

Poodlepan wrote:It sounds odd listening to Buttmuch today, I don't know why, but I had a dream that I went swimming with him last night!


You need to start drinking again
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Re: Smarmy Buttmunch Appreciation Club

Postby LisaJ » September 17th, 2018, 1:32 pm

Uh-huh?!
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Postby Redpig59 » September 17th, 2018, 1:37 pm

At least it wasn't the broccoli shortage dream...
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Re: Smarmy Buttmunch Appreciation Club

Postby Phillip Phlopp » September 17th, 2018, 1:38 pm

He's a busy boy. He's taken over the Wright Stuff that starts at 9.15am then goes on for a couple of hours and when that finishes scoots across London for the radio show.

He's better on TV than radio (even though the TV is covering similar stuff to the radio show) because he has an autocue and someone shouting in his ear directing him. He did go off on a typical Vinism when discussing the news last week about identifying the Russians involved in the Skripal poisoning. 'Well,' he said, 'I've just been reading the latest James Bond book, and very good is is too, and we could send one of our own agents over to Russia and take these guys out.'

I was eating toast at the time and snorted so hard a crumb went up my nose.

Dickhead.
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Re: Smarmy Buttmunch Appreciation Club

Postby Sir Digby Rigmarole » September 17th, 2018, 1:41 pm

He's no Zoe Ball, that's for sure
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Re: Smarmy Buttmunch Appreciation Club

Postby Redpig59 » September 17th, 2018, 1:42 pm

Sir Digby Rigmarole wrote:He's no Zoe Ball, that's for sure


Oh jeezus!
Why is Radio2 becoming a desert of blandness?
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Re: Smarmy Buttmunch Appreciation Club

Postby Redpig59 » September 18th, 2018, 1:17 pm

Well, I think that it's disgusting that she's going off with other men just because her OH is a bit older than she is, and can barely walk up the stairs by the end of the day.
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Postby Poodlepan » September 18th, 2018, 1:19 pm

What was that site called?
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Postby Redpig59 » September 18th, 2018, 1:20 pm

Poodlepan wrote:What was that site called?


www.redpig59appreciationsociety.co.uk
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Postby LisaJ » September 18th, 2018, 7:36 pm

Redpig59 wrote:Well, I think that it's disgusting that she's going off with other men just because her OH is a bit older than she is, and can barely walk up the stairs by the end of the day.


Is this still about Zoe Ball?
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Postby Redpig59 » September 18th, 2018, 9:13 pm

LisaJ wrote:
Redpig59 wrote:Well, I think that it's disgusting that she's going off with other men just because her OH is a bit older than she is, and can barely walk up the stairs by the end of the day.


Is this still about Zoe Ball?


No. It was about people hitching up online while still in a 'loving' relationship.
One woman was saying that she did it because her OH was older than her, even though we all know that these make the best partners for a younger woman.
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Postby Gaspode » September 18th, 2018, 11:21 pm

Redpig59 wrote:One woman was saying that she did it because her OH was older than her, even though we all know that these make the best partners for a younger woman.


It's not been said for a while but you are indeed wise Piggy.....
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Postby turnipsock » September 19th, 2018, 1:05 am

I'm lost now, can somebody clear this up?
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Re: Smarmy Buttmunch Appreciation Club

Postby SuzySu » September 19th, 2018, 8:29 am

A woman in her 30s is with a man in his 50s and she seeks sex online as he doesn’t do it anymore, I think she said he knows about it, I tuned out, some people are weird :googly:
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