Smarmy Buttmunch Appreciation Club

Re: Smarmy Buttmunch Appreciation Club

Postby Redpig59 » May 18th, 2018, 5:23 pm

Those poor truckers must have been in bits
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When his eyes fell on Poods
His thoughts turned quite lewd
Now the clothing he likes are her fishnets
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Re: Smarmy Buttmunch Appreciation Club

Postby Phillip Phlopp » June 11th, 2018, 1:11 pm

Buttmunch is taking over C5's morning show The Wright Stuff when Matthew leaves in September

Odd choice. The show has had guest presenters when MW was on his holidays and there were a few good 'uns.

Apparently there has been lots of slamming doors and huffs since ITN Productions took over producing the show.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-44440710
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Re: Smarmy Buttmunch Appreciation Club

Postby Redpig59 » July 11th, 2018, 1:38 pm

I can't bear to listen to Ed.
I just can't get over that he's doomed the party and made us unelectable until at least the death of Corbyn.
Shut up you barely coherent muppet!
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Re: Smarmy Buttmunch Appreciation Club

Postby Sir Digby Rigmarole » July 11th, 2018, 3:17 pm

I caught the tail end of the bit yesterday about the choir-support group for people whose loved ones had gone missing.
All very poignant until Ed clunkily announced the next tune was by Steely Dan.
Sadly, it was Haitian Divorce, rather than Ricky Don't Lose That Number
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Re: Smarmy Buttmunch Appreciation Club

Postby Redpig59 » July 11th, 2018, 3:47 pm

<snort!>
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When his eyes fell on Poods
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Now the clothing he likes are her fishnets
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