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Postby Redpig59 » April 28th, 2018, 12:22 pm

The Loch Ness monster that is.
Of course we Scots have always known it, but now the British government has taken steps to protect it, and make harming or capturing it against the law.
It's a little known fact, but I've just read about it in The Express (the only paper telling us the truth about seldom sighted Scottish serpents).

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Hands off our monster
There was a young Scots bloke called Piglet
Who walked round his house in his singlet
When his eyes fell on Poods
His thoughts turned quite lewd
Now the clothing he likes are her fishnets
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Re: It's real!

Postby ChoccyCake » April 28th, 2018, 12:58 pm

Could Nessie be a lost "Attention Seeker" Sturgeon fish with its roe being caviar, the most expensive
fish anywhere> Or a piece of wood or? or ?

BTW "Attention Seeker" Sturgeon originally and still are in the Odessa sea which is between Russia
also the Ukraine. So at present they are the least political fish swimming there.
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Re: It's real!

Postby maximus » April 28th, 2018, 3:33 pm

NicolaSturgeon?
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Re: It's real!

Postby Phillip Phlopp » April 28th, 2018, 4:17 pm

There's a time and plaice for fish puns and this isn't it. They give me a cracking haddock.
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Re: It's real!

Postby ChoccyCake » April 28th, 2018, 4:22 pm

Phillip Phlopp wrote:There's a time and plaice for fish puns and this isn't it. They give me a cracking haddock.

yes a rocking salmon
My 2 very loved cats are Smudge, an 10 year old female, her feline 'friend' is Tommy, a 13 year old male.
They are both black and white.



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also their funny ways.
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Re: It's real!

Postby Mis » April 28th, 2018, 5:26 pm

I think hijacking Piggy's thread is just being shellfish. Watch out if he starts flexing his mussels.
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Postby Foxie's Mum » April 29th, 2018, 10:03 am

I think we had better SKATE over these puns and look at the rEEL content of PIKElets post .He COD get upset otherwise and be CRABby for the rest of the day . After all ,he puts his heart and SOLE into his posts . Whe don`t want to cause him any heartHAKE do we ?
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Re: It's real!

Postby Redpig59 » April 29th, 2018, 10:29 am

I'm trying to come up with a fish pun, but I'm floundering
There was a young Scots bloke called Piglet
Who walked round his house in his singlet
When his eyes fell on Poods
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Now the clothing he likes are her fishnets
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Re: It's real!

Postby Phillip Phlopp » April 29th, 2018, 11:57 am

Not even a tiddler?
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Re: It's real!

Postby maximus » April 29th, 2018, 12:33 pm

Nessie’s obviously not a fish. All this fish talk is just a red herring. Mind you, I’m a dab hand at it.
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Re: It's real!

Postby Sir Digby Rigmarole » April 29th, 2018, 12:53 pm

This thread is just brill.
The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly coloured, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while. Many people have been on the ride a long time, and they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride."
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Re: It's real!

Postby maximus » April 29th, 2018, 2:13 pm

Sir Digby Rigmarole wrote:This thread is just brill.


It is!

I’m having a whale of a time.
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Re: It's real!

Postby LisaJ » April 29th, 2018, 8:56 pm

For cod's sake, this thread is so childish!
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Re: It's real!

Postby riitta » May 5th, 2018, 10:24 pm

She is real, she keeps our village going, but I'm sworn to secrecy about spotting her here on the loch-side...
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Re: It's real!

Postby LisaJ » May 6th, 2018, 10:45 am

Hiya Riitta! :wave:
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Re: It's real!

Postby scorpio » May 6th, 2018, 12:07 pm

)O(
Mischief Managed.
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Re: It's real!

Postby ChoccyCake » May 6th, 2018, 1:58 pm

Scorps that's funny version of a puppet creature.

How about a sort of newspaper name for a fish [url=Image]Gurnard[/url] (Guardian)
My 2 very loved cats are Smudge, an 10 year old female, her feline 'friend' is Tommy, a 13 year old male.
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Re: It's real!

Postby scorpio » May 6th, 2018, 5:51 pm

ChoccyCake wrote:Scorps that's funny version of a puppet creature.



:sad:
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Re: It's real!

Postby turnipsock » May 6th, 2018, 8:26 pm

I often wonder if the canal wasn't built would there have been enough salmon to feed a prehistoric community.
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Re: It's real!

Postby Mis » May 6th, 2018, 8:35 pm

I wouldn't have described Inverness as a prehistoric community.
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