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Postby Phillip Phlopp » May 14th, 2018, 9:34 am

Daily Nonceagraph takes close interest in young girl

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Mr Angry of Tonbridge Wells will be taking himself off to the garden shed


Mind you, it's not quite up to the standard of the Daily Paeodomail but getting there

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Re: Fap, fap, fap.

Postby LisaJ » May 14th, 2018, 7:16 pm

Jesus, these papers are foul.
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Re: Fap, fap, fap.

Postby Phillip Phlopp » May 21st, 2018, 12:19 pm

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Phwoar, fourteen year old <rubs sweaty palms down thighs>
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Re: Fap, fap, fap.

Postby LisaJ » May 21st, 2018, 1:28 pm

Urgh
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Postby Redpig59 » May 21st, 2018, 1:32 pm

I didn't know that he had a daughter.
I wonder if he isn't gay after all?
There was a young Scots bloke called Piglet
Who walked round his house in his singlet
When his eyes fell on Poods
His thoughts turned quite lewd
Now the clothing he likes are her fishnets
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Re: Fap, fap, fap.

Postby Phillip Phlopp » May 21st, 2018, 1:42 pm

Eh? He served in the marines, didn't he? Raving poofters, marines.
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Re: Fap, fap, fap.

Postby Redpig59 » May 21st, 2018, 1:45 pm

Phillip Phlopp wrote:Eh? He served in the marines, didn't he? Raving poofters, marines.


Well no.
He never actually completed his training for the Marines.
Even with his contacts, he couldn't hack it.
If ever a Prince should have joined the RAF...
There was a young Scots bloke called Piglet
Who walked round his house in his singlet
When his eyes fell on Poods
His thoughts turned quite lewd
Now the clothing he likes are her fishnets
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Re: Fap, fap, fap.

Postby Phillip Phlopp » May 21st, 2018, 2:24 pm

Or the Navy.
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Re: Fap, fap, fap.

Postby Redpig59 » May 21st, 2018, 2:53 pm

Indeed.
There was a young Scots bloke called Piglet
Who walked round his house in his singlet
When his eyes fell on Poods
His thoughts turned quite lewd
Now the clothing he likes are her fishnets
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Re: Fap, fap, fap.

Postby juniorswailing » May 23rd, 2018, 5:49 pm

He should have worn a raspberet berry.
Oh my, my, oh hell yes.
Honey put on that party dress.
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Re: Fap, fap, fap.

Postby Phillip Phlopp » June 4th, 2018, 1:23 pm

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17-years old? Apparently fair game for the Sun to fap over
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Re: Fap, fap, fap.

Postby Redpig59 » June 4th, 2018, 2:03 pm

A rare lack of taste from The Sun there
There was a young Scots bloke called Piglet
Who walked round his house in his singlet
When his eyes fell on Poods
His thoughts turned quite lewd
Now the clothing he likes are her fishnets
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