No it's not the weight loss injections...

[Julian Mince]

The Fat Dancer is going blind: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/a ... blind.html

[Phillip Phlopp]

Tsk. Fancy blaming weight loss jabs as the cause behind him going blind! We ALL know what's causing it, don't we readers?

[Julian Mince]

Tsk. Fancy blaming weight loss jabs as the cause behind him going blind! We ALL know what's causing it, don't we readers?

Yes!

Yes we do!

I think Piggy will have some input on this one.

[Phillip Phlopp]

Good thinking, as our very own wankerologist we can have a definitive answer

By the way, I was watching a Youtube tutorial on how to programme* our central heating system and was surprised to see included among the sidebar of Youtube videos you might also want to view one that said, 'Five ways to avoid prostate cancer'. As you can possibly guess I was intrigued to discover where I had gone wrong in life and among boring stuff like diet and exercise the boffin said that regular onanistic acts kept the prostate fit and healthy. Too late for me of course but I thought my message board chums would like this heads up.

* It is so complicated I reckons Brian Cox** might struggle to make it work
** Not the bloke from Succession.

[Redpig59]

Good thinking, as our very own wankerologist we can have a definitive answer

By the way, I was watching a Youtube tutorial on how to programme* our central heating system and was surprised to see included among the sidebar of Youtube videos you might also want to view one that said, 'Five ways to avoid prostate cancer'. As you can possibly guess I was intrigued to discover where I had gone wrong in life and among boring stuff like diet and exercise the boffin said that regular onanistic acts kept the prostate fit and healthy. Too late for me of course but I thought my message board chums would like this heads up.

* It is so complicated I reckons Brian Cox** might struggle to make it work
** Not the bloke from Succession.

Well that's it.
I'm not a deviant,
I'm just health concious.

[Phillip Phlopp]

Sometimes going on Youtube is like going shopping to Lidl or Aldi to buy meat and veg and alongside these conventional purchases there's stuff like car mats and specialist feed for lawn care.