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I don't have any wise sayings to pass on to my grandchildren other than:
Never trust someone who writes in green ink*
Never trust someone with a goatee
Never trust someone who wears a paisley patterned cravat

* Apart from Sandra, natch

As my dear old mam used to say (pretty much every day) if you can wake up in the morning that's a bonus.

I have at least two years in which to do it.

Perhaps the PTO is missing?

A cut-out-and-keep aide-mémoire* for next year.




* I had to Google that

Pfft! And, indeed, tsk! Thank you VERY much for adding a birthday. I'm now an extra year older. The Queen (the real one, not that Camilla harlot) had an Official Birthday and an Actual Birthday and this double-birthday meant she was 147 when she died. Anyways, what with it being St Georges Day and m...

Greetings Gerv!

Oooh, very good. There's something of a Rula Lenska about her, a lady who caused consternation in the trouser department during her Rock Follies televisual triumph.

Happy birthday to our sylph like leader!

Good point, well made.

In fact that point you made will probably exceed Look Mum No Computer's haul at Eurovision.

The UK in its infinite wisdom and with finger tightly pressed on the pulse of transnational popular music has handed the mantle of our entry on to a YouTuber and experimental singer-songwriter called Look Mum No Computer. https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/a6946556089a161b59f26807e6028b29bad159de/646_0_...

It's the regular human flesh that keep her strong.

Yes, after nearly four years gestation Baby Brexit was born six years ago today and I'm sure we will all raise a glass tonight to celebrate casting off Brussel's yoke of servitude and rejoice in our new trade freedoms. Apart from the ones negotiated by Labour as they're pants. Rees-Mog said at the t...

When I were a lad, the best bit of that film wasn't the Welsh fighting spirit, or the English stiff upper-lip. It was the boobies dance at the Zulu camp. There was no internet in those days. Funny you should say that, it had quite an effect on me. I was about 10 and having watched Hollywood starlet...

Also commemorated every Christmas in the TV schedules.

'Zulus sir, farsands of them!' https://scontent-man2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/602328616_1444014020424315_1139312958487346393_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=nDCGH8fXBtsQ7kNvwFgUvnd&_nc_oc=AdlK9QkHcRRdJM4-kir_3xZpLQrEwVzs7ca4IG9D5HABldQaJYkCU_cNctvFTUbdUYFPnPSpanJbR89UDrDyz_KL&_nc_...

Yep, it Winnie The Pooh day that celebrates A A Milne's birthday