Eurovisiom 2026 - Look Mum, No Points

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Eurovisiom 2026 - Look Mum, No Points

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Tue Feb 17, 2026 10:25 am

The UK in its infinite wisdom and with finger tightly pressed on the pulse of transnational popular music has handed the mantle of our entry on to a YouTuber and experimental singer-songwriter called Look Mum No Computer.

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https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radi ... ision-2026
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Re: Eurovisiom 2026 - Look Mum, No Points

Post by Julian Mince » Tue Feb 17, 2026 10:51 am

How does he get onto YouTube without a computer?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: Eurovisiom 2026 - Look Mum, No Points

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Tue Feb 17, 2026 10:53 am

Good point, well made.

In fact that point you made will probably exceed Look Mum No Computer's haul at Eurovision.
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Re: Eurovisiom 2026 - Look Mum, No Points

Post by Julian Mince » Tue Feb 17, 2026 11:28 am

Phillip Phlopp wrote:
Tue Feb 17, 2026 10:53 am
Good point, well made.

In fact that point you made will probably exceed Look Mum No Computer's haul at Eurovision.
That riposte is as good as "I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is – neither have you."
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: Eurovisiom 2026 - Look Mum, No Points

Post by Redpig59 » Tue Feb 17, 2026 12:00 pm

Once again Middle of the Road are overlooked.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Eurovisiom 2026 - Look Mum, No Points

Post by Julian Mince » Tue Feb 17, 2026 12:06 pm

Redpig59 wrote:
Tue Feb 17, 2026 12:00 pm
Once again Middle of the Road are overlooked.
They won't feel very chirpy chirpy cheep cheep about that, mark my words!
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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