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https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1 ... es-claims/

Judging by the bloke pushing him in the second photo, he still hums a bit.

Reason for edit: wrong Jules.

It's a bit of a misleading headline though.
He obviously stank so bad that SHE wouldn't have sex with him.
I'll bet that he was quite happy to have stinky sex.

But... but they were such a lovely couple

He could have got a blow-up woman that looks more natural than her, AND it wouldn't have a sense of smell.

There’s a touch of the Imelda Marcos about her

and more than a touch of Mattel

I know he played the Artful Dodger in the stage version of "Oliver!" but does he now think he's playing Fagin?

Judging by the look on her face Phil pongs a bit in that pic...

No. I just think that was the look on her face when it set, and she can't change it.

Is it me, or does it look like one nipple is pointing down and the other is point upwards? A bit like Marty Feldman's eyes, only vertical, not horizontal, and they're dirty pillows, not mincers. I'm talking about his wife, not Stinky Phil. And she looks awful - sorry, awfully like, a Thai bride, doesn't she? I wonder what interested her in the multimillionaire odorous rock star?

To be fair, she's probably not had them long.