Chicken and Marmite Sausages

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Chicken and Marmite Sausages

Post by Redpig59 » Mon May 18, 2026 2:00 pm

That's what I'm having tonight.
In my drive to empty the freezer before defrosting, I've come across these crimes against humanity.
I bought them at a street market for some reason and shoved them in the freezer.
Should be interesting.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.
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Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages

Post by Julian Mince » Mon May 18, 2026 2:02 pm

I'm looking forward to this!
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Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Mon May 18, 2026 2:09 pm

SBD
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Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages

Post by Julian Mince » Mon May 18, 2026 2:50 pm

Can someone tell me why I read this initially as "Chicken and Marmite Sandwiches"? I'm not sure I'm quite so interested now.
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Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages

Post by Poodlepan » Mon May 18, 2026 2:58 pm

They sound revolting.
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Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages

Post by Redpig59 » Mon May 18, 2026 3:26 pm

Julian Mince wrote: ↑
Mon May 18, 2026 2:50 pm
 Can someone tell me why I read this initially as "Chicken and Marmite Sandwiches"? I'm not sure I'm quite so interested now.
I could make sandwiches with them?
That sounds like a good Saturday dinner actually.
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Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages

Post by Julian Mince » Mon May 18, 2026 4:14 pm

Redpig59 wrote: ↑
Mon May 18, 2026 3:26 pm
Julian Mince wrote: ↑
Mon May 18, 2026 2:50 pm
 Can someone tell me why I read this initially as "Chicken and Marmite Sandwiches"? I'm not sure I'm quite so interested now.
I could make sandwiches with them?
That sounds like a good Saturday dinner actually.
That's a very good point Piggy!
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Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages

Post by Redpig59 » Mon May 18, 2026 4:35 pm

I've decided to have them with veg, gravy and Yorkshire puddings.
I wonder what made me buy them?
I was probably hungover.
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Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages

Post by Redpig59 » Mon May 18, 2026 5:48 pm

Jesus Fucking Christ.
Those were foul!
They didn't taste like chicken OR Marmite.
They tasted like stale fag-ash.
I still ate them though.
There are a couple left, and they will be going into the bin.
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Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages

Post by Sandra » Mon May 18, 2026 6:47 pm

🤣Poor Piggy.
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Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages

Post by Gaspode » Mon May 18, 2026 8:04 pm

The bin being a certain dog :lol:
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages

Post by Redpig59 » Mon May 18, 2026 8:08 pm

God no!
The dog eats better than I do.
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Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages

Post by Gaspode » Mon May 18, 2026 8:58 pm

And you have the scars to prove it
Odd thing, ain't it... you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.
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Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages

Post by Julian Mince » Tue May 19, 2026 5:50 am

Redpig59 wrote: ↑
Mon May 18, 2026 5:48 pm
 I still ate them though.
What a man....
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Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Tue May 19, 2026 7:38 am

Julian Mince wrote: ↑
Tue May 19, 2026 5:50 am
Redpig59 wrote: ↑
Mon May 18, 2026 5:48 pm
 I still ate them though.
What a man....
It's the SAS training where they have to live off the land. Did you know that badger tastes like corned beef?
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Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages

Post by Julian Mince » Tue May 19, 2026 7:49 am

Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑
Tue May 19, 2026 7:38 am
 Did you know that badger tastes like corned beef?
You filthy swine!
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