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Chicken and Marmite Sausages
Posted: Mon May 18, 2026 2:00 pm
by Redpig59
That's what I'm having tonight.
In my drive to empty the freezer before defrosting, I've come across these crimes against humanity.
I bought them at a street market for some reason and shoved them in the freezer.
Should be interesting.
Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages
Posted: Mon May 18, 2026 2:02 pm
by Julian Mince
I'm looking forward to this!
Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages
Posted: Mon May 18, 2026 2:09 pm
by Phillip Phlopp
SBD
Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages
Posted: Mon May 18, 2026 2:50 pm
by Julian Mince
Can someone tell me why I read this initially as "Chicken and Marmite Sandwiches"? I'm not sure I'm quite so interested now.
Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages
Posted: Mon May 18, 2026 2:58 pm
by Poodlepan
They sound revolting.
Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages
Posted: Mon May 18, 2026 3:26 pm
by Redpig59
Julian Mince wrote: ↑Mon May 18, 2026 2:50 pm
Can someone tell me why I read this initially as "Chicken and Marmite Sandwiches"? I'm not sure I'm quite so interested now.
I could make sandwiches with them?
That sounds like a good Saturday dinner actually.
Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages
Posted: Mon May 18, 2026 4:14 pm
by Julian Mince
Redpig59 wrote: ↑Mon May 18, 2026 3:26 pm
Julian Mince wrote: ↑Mon May 18, 2026 2:50 pm
Can someone tell me why I read this initially as "Chicken and Marmite Sandwiches"? I'm not sure I'm quite so interested now.
I could make sandwiches with them?
That sounds like a good Saturday dinner actually.
That's a very good point Piggy!
Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages
Posted: Mon May 18, 2026 4:35 pm
by Redpig59
I've decided to have them with veg, gravy and Yorkshire puddings.
I wonder what made me buy them?
I was probably hungover.
Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages
Posted: Mon May 18, 2026 5:48 pm
by Redpig59
Jesus Fucking Christ.
Those were foul!
They didn't taste like chicken OR Marmite.
They tasted like stale fag-ash.
I still ate them though.
There are a couple left, and they will be going into the bin.
Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages
Posted: Mon May 18, 2026 6:47 pm
by Sandra
Poor Piggy.
Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages
Posted: Mon May 18, 2026 8:04 pm
by Gaspode
The bin being a certain dog

Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages
Posted: Mon May 18, 2026 8:08 pm
by Redpig59
God no!
The dog eats better than I do.
Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages
Posted: Mon May 18, 2026 8:58 pm
by Gaspode
And you have the scars to prove it
Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages
Posted: Tue May 19, 2026 5:50 am
by Julian Mince
Redpig59 wrote: ↑Mon May 18, 2026 5:48 pm
I still ate them though.
What a man....
Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages
Posted: Tue May 19, 2026 7:38 am
by Phillip Phlopp
Julian Mince wrote: ↑Tue May 19, 2026 5:50 am
Redpig59 wrote: ↑Mon May 18, 2026 5:48 pm
I still ate them though.
What a man....
It's the SAS training where they have to live off the land. Did you know that badger tastes like corned beef?
Re: Chicken and Marmite Sausages
Posted: Tue May 19, 2026 7:49 am
by Julian Mince
Phillip Phlopp wrote: ↑Tue May 19, 2026 7:38 am
Did you know that badger tastes like corned beef?
You filthy swine!