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Chicken Slacks

Post by Redpig59 » Fri Jul 17, 2026 10:43 am

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That's what I always hear when I listen to "Twisting the Night Away"

Does Peter Kay know?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Chicken Slacks

Post by Julian Mince » Fri Jul 17, 2026 10:45 am

This was my first thought for some reason:

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I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: Chicken Slacks

Post by Redpig59 » Fri Jul 17, 2026 10:50 am

What a stylish...ermm...man.
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Chicken Slacks

Post by Julian Mince » Fri Jul 17, 2026 10:52 am

How did he manage to drive wearing those?
I know a man who taught his dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground.
He went from Barking to Tooting in an hour.

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Re: Chicken Slacks

Post by Redpig59 » Fri Jul 17, 2026 11:11 am

or go for a poop?
A wanker AND a pansy apparently.
Oh, and a wimp, and 'not a real man'.

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Re: Chicken Slacks

Post by Phillip Phlopp » Fri Jul 17, 2026 11:47 am

Redpig59 wrote:
Fri Jul 17, 2026 11:11 am
or go for a poop?
Don't be silly, they do not need to be taken off. I have a similar pair that avoids having to get up for a wee six times a night. I call them my sloshjamas.
"It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled"
- Mark Twain

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